Here are my top 10 predictions for 2009#1 - Perry Ryan and Charles Penn will both get hair plugs but only one of them will be successful - you'll have to wait and see which one.
#2 - Nell Anne will dye her hair jet black and get an eye brow pierced so she can reach out to the "raver" crowd.
#3 - Dan Waits will only work 75 hours a week instead of his usual 86.
#4 - Melody Scott will finally have enough of my stories about her and I will preach one weekend with a black eye!
#5 - Valerie will take in more stray cats and be labeled the "cat lady" in her neighborhood.
#6 - Andrew Gill will find Jesus and abandon the Louisville Cardinals.
#7 - Robert Smith will publish his first book - The Power of the Pause.
#8 - Tina King will invent a new thing that will revolutionize the church cleaning world - the 8 day week and the 30 hour day!
#9 - Sandi Froelich will confess that she has been secretly using peachtree again instead of quick books.
#10 - Justin Boyd and Miranda will find out they are pregnant with triplets... doing their part for church growth... hey isn't that what a "grow pastor" is supposed to do?
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Kevin Gregory will be arrested for loitering in his own front yard.
I have abandoned the Louisville Cardinals more times than you've embarassed your family from the pulpit...wait...is that possible? :)
Dean, I met Justin and Miranda tonight and just wanted to say you guys made an excellent joice...great people. I can't wait to get him out on the course and in the BBall gym.
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